February 2012
chicksdigthephoenix:
Playing vs faze and gettin pwned. sup
Anonymous asked: Lol I could imagine that. One time when I was like 7 I peed my pants in school and I was so embaressed so I told everyone that I fell in water. And then when I was 7 again I had like a poop problem and I went in school and I was like dumb af so I got it all over my clothes without knowing and I was in like a marching band type thing and EVERYONE laughed and made gross faces. And then i wore white...
Anonymous asked: Whats the most embarrassing or awkward thing that's ever happened to you? If there are too many, choose 1
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ispentthisyearasagoat:
I just watched The Human Centipede.
wanna try it with me
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite food, soda, movie, song and color?
Anonymous asked: What kind of shampoo and soap do you use to make you so pretty?
Anonymous asked: THOMAS YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS!
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You know what the best ship is?
eminem and kim
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: jokes about dying african children? wow they're so funny
: jokes about 9/11? wow they're so funny
: jokes about cancer? wow they're so funny
: jokes about the japanese earthquake? wow they're so funny
: jokes about suicide or self harm? how fucking dare you, those types of jokes are not funny, you're making fun of something serious that affects people.
i hop3 a day too rememmber comes on warpedd touur this yearr :DDD
buttduchess:
so someone embezzled $15,000 dollars from my high school’s band
what kinda fucked up person does that smh
a smart person inb4 gets caught
travthepigeon tried changing the source to him of that pat flynn post of before and after the anaheim show l o l
bangaranging:
Hey man that’s cool you don’t like dubstep whatever, but can you stop mocking me and calling me names for liking it because that’d be really great!!!!
HURR DURR DUBSTEP FREE YOUTH k fuck off. hate people like that i don’t say country free and shit so please don’t make fun of me for liking my type of music.
Anonymous asked: your icon is actually the best thing ever
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
me: someone told me you look like an owl
friend: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
accidently burnt down the whole homestuck
not accidently
venusaurphobia:
“This must be a reference to homestuck,” I think to myself every single time I don’t recognize something on tumblr.
